As we count down the final minutes until game four of the Nuggets/Spurs series, I’d like to share my thoughts on what the Nuggets need to do to win.
1. Stop playing defense like pussies. I’d be distracted by Manu’s bald spot, too, but don’t let that flopping jackass or Tony Parker (who traveled every time he had the ball on Saturday and I’m not kidding) get in there and make shots. Foul Duncan’s stupid ass so he has to make free throws. Put in Reggie Evans to bring some energy. They’ll call 100 fouls on him in a minute, but who cares? It might mess with the Spurs’ mojo. You also need to stop all the 70-year-olds who play for the Spurs from pushing their walkers up to the three-point line and making shots all night.
2. Nene needs to drive to the hoop and the other guys need to get him the ball so he can drive to the hoop. In game one, it was obvious that Dumbcan couldn’t hang with Nene. I still don’t think he can, but somebody needs to tell Nene that.
3. If you pass the ball, you won’t get SARS. Assists aren’t bad things. Do you know how many assists Melo has in this entire series? Three. Three. Now, I don’t want to talk shit, but my mom could have more than three assists in three games.
4. They’re called free throws. Make them.
5. Kleiza needs to take some shots. On Saturday, he didn’t play many minutes, but nobody was guarding him for at least half of them. Somebody needs to get him the ball and he needs to go for it. Yes, LK, you’re nervous. Pretend everybody in the entire Pepsi Center just flew in from Lithuania to see your ass score a few points.
6. J.R. Smith needs to chill the hell out.
7. The refs need to get out from up the Spurs’ ass. There, I said it. I haven’t wanted to write about this because I can’t get my head around the level of bullshittery that went on with the officiating on Saturday. I’m not going to blame the loss on the officiating, but I was really wondering why the refs want the Spurs to win so badly that they gave George Karl a technical for leaving the coach’s box (what?!!). They really called some crazy shit and didn’t call some crazy shit. Was it David Stern’s stern presence? I have no idea — but it sucked.
I really hope the Nugs can kick some ass tonight. If they don’t, it’s all over for another year, and that would really suck.
May 1, 2007 at 4:45 am
Big Shot Bob, doing what he always does last night, icing the game this time. Good luck to your Nuggets in Game 5.
August 2, 2008 at 1:24 am
I linked here from deadspin, I agree that the comments left there are sexist and asshole-ish…but, you come off as a giant hypocrite as I see you take shots at Manu for having a bald spot? I guess that’s about as bad as calling someone ugly or a butter face…So apparently you are an asshole as well. Congrats. Do you think it may be sexist as well to refer to people as “pussies”? Doesn’t that in essence, refer back to the vagina, and which is what makes that slang word an insult in the first place?
I hate sexist people, men or women, but I hate hypocrites more. People that preach and preach, but fail to practice their own words drive ME batshit.
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