If Wesley Willis were alive today, I’m pretty sure he’d write a song about Bobby Cox being ejected from a game for the 132nd time (a new record).
Bobby Cox has a hot temper
he’ll kick your ass and get tossed from the game
his face gets red like fire
he is special to me in the long run
Cantankerous Cox
Cantankerous Cox
Cantankerous Cox
Cantankerous Cox
He’s been a madman on the field 132 times
his record isn’t tainted or marked with an asterisk
he never used performance-enhancing drugs
Bobby Cox whips Barry Bonds’s ass with a belt
Cantankerous Cox
Cantankerous Cox
Cantankerous Cox
Cantankerous Cox
Maybe next time he’ll do the army crawl grenade thing
like that crazy-ass minor league guy
he’ll argue balls and strikes
and the umpire will feel the power of Bobby Cox
Cantankerous Cox
Cantankerous Cox
Cantankerous Cox
Cantankerous Cox
He’s in the Hall of Fame of coach meltdowns
He makes Bobby Knight look like a delicate flower
Who would win in a fight, Bobby Cox or Ditka?
Well, Ditka, but Bobby could take anyone else
Cantankerous Cox
Cantankerous Cox
Cantankerous Cox
Cantankerous Cox
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
588-2300 Empire
Corked bats, drunk driving and plenty of steroids.
That’s ESPN-Disney funded baseball.
I don’t think Bobby Cox has a hot temper, he just sticks up for his players, so that he’ll get ejected rather than his players.
And the reason he’s broken the record is because he’s been managing for so long.