Hit By a Pitch

In honor of Kazuo Matsui and Tricky by Run DMC:

The bases they are packed, the ball it will be jacked
Over the wall, we’ll play all fall
It’s Kazuo and here we go….

It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz…it’s Kaz (Kazuo) Kaz (Kazuo)
It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz…Ka-Ka-Ka-Kaz (Kazuo) Kaaaazzzz!

Mets fans think he’s lame, but they don’t have no game
He’s mile high and he’s our guy, out of the park he’ll aim
Rox fans now really love him, more than we loved Byung-Hyun Kim
He’ll hit the ball, and touch ‘em all, and say “I’m hot like Mims”

It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz (How is it K?) It’s Kaz (Kazuo) Kaz (Kazuo)
It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz…Kaz (Kaz) Kaz

In the Philly people boo and try to wear us thin
They really (spit) but we just (hit) because we’re gonna win
And then their bullpen falls apart and we’ll just put up some more
Alfonseca or Jose Mesa, they can’t stop our score

It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz (How is it K?) It’s Kaz (Kazuo) Kaz (Kazuo)
It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz…Kaz (Kaz) Kaz

When he’s hitting teeth are gritting and the towels don’t fly
Kaz is swingin’ and he’s bringin’ at least 5 RBIs
His game is rockin’ never stoppin’ he kicks some ass it is true
Bring on the Yankees or the Red Sox and we’ll beat them all too
It’s the first time in the playoffs for Todd the Hel-boy
And the rookie of the year is no one but our boy Troy
With purple hats and our guy Matt he is the next MVP
We’ll be the best and beat the rest you’ll see it on your TV

It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz (How is it?) Kaz (Kaz) Kaz (Kaz)
It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz…Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-Kazuo (Ka-ka-ka-Kazuo) Ka-ka-ka…

Now Philly fans can make their plans the rest of fall will be drab
They have no hope so they’ll just mope and hate on QB McNabb
It’s like that y’all (y’all), the Rox don’t quit
We keep on winning, cause this is it.