I am the Super Bowl champion!
Dear Internets, I’m sorry I’ve been neglecting you. I’ve had a lot going on, with a new puppy and an elderly cat, both of whom have had health issues lately. However, I have exciting news to report.
I won my fantasy football Super Bowl! Here’s proof:
My team name, by the way, was inspired by a band out of Boulder that is so awesome you can’t even stand it. Seriously, get on iTunes and check that shit out (they appear as teamAWESOME! and I recommend the song “Pomegranates!”).
Anyway, if anybody wants some of this next year, I’m thinking about doing FF for money, which I’ve never done before. I’m feeling cocky, like Jay Cutler does sometimes after he has a good game (as opposed to when he whines and cries like a miniature pinscher puppy who isn’t big enough to jump on the couch by herself when the Broncos lose).
Oh, and while I’m patting myself on the back, which I’ll never do again by the way, I’ll remind everybody that I warned you about the Broncos and predicted that they’d go 8-8 this season (but, to be fair, as always I totally overestimated the importance of the kicker). I’m not guaranteeing that they’ll lose to the Chargers. They probably will, but who knows what kind of crazy shit will happen during that game. To tell you the truth, I don’t really care, although I will be halfheartedly cheering for the Broncos just because I really, really hate Philip No-Sex-Until-Marriage Rivers and I think, although he seems like a swell dude, LT is soft (and not nearly as awesome as Michael Turner, my team’s MVP). In any event, I don’t think either of these bottom-feeding crap teams should make the playoffs.
But hey, go Bears! How about that madness last night? If only we could get a quarterback, like Donovan McNabb, we’d have something.
