Hit by a Pitch

So I’ve been going though this thing for the past few days. It goes something like this.

• I like people who in life are all, fuck yeah this is me and I don’t give a fuck. (Here’s an example, although I’m over shopping as blogging device.)
• Historically, I’ve spent a lot of time on the internet reading the accounts of people who are not all, fuck yeah this is me and I don’t give a fuck, as well as people talking shit about people who are not all, fuck yeah this is me and I don’t give a fuck. The people who are not all, fuck yeah this is me and I don’t give a fuck are, in one way or another, making a grievous error in life, such as: (1) trying too hard; (2) being too commercial/shilly; (3) being too conservative; (4) being too boring; (5) being too bad at stuff; or 6) being so overly introspective about everything such that everything becomes a giant Ouroboros of stupidity and annoyingness.
• On the one hand, I’m personally offended by injustices that occur in the world even when they don’t directly affect me. Thus, if someone I don’t know is a raging asshole and gets her way in life because she’s a raging asshole and everybody is afraid to confront her for either valid or stupid reasons, even though I’ve never met her and never will, I’m offended.
• On the other hand, injustices that occur in the world that don’t directly affect me are not my problem and I need to be much more particular about which ones ping my give-a-fuck radar. Assholes running websites and throwing parties and eating oatmeal? No. Animal cruelty and the deficiencies of the American criminal justice system and right-wing crazies? Yes.
• I aspire to be all, fuck yeah this is me and I don’t give a fuck and, in general, think I do a relatively decent job in this respect because I truly don’t give a fuck.
• I need to never again waste time on people who are not all, fuck yeah this is me and I don’t give a fuck.

So, long story short (too late as always), I don’t give a fuck. Yeah!!