As you may know, the hard drive on my MacBook died. Last night, Ben installed a new hard drive and now the computer doesn’t work at all because it has a kernel panic every time it’s turned on.
I hadn’t backed anything up since January because I’m a lazy, irresponsible dumbass.
The passion with which I miss my functional MacBook (namedropping Apple again because I have a clunky work laptop at home but can’t bear the thought of recreational PC use) possibly indicates a serious deficiency in my character.
My iPhone (have you gotten the point that I like Apple products) is out of storage space, so I can’t even take pictures unless I delete stuff and I have no functional computer onto which to transfer things and thereby free up space.
I have the complexion of a stereotypical 13-year-old boy who brings audio/visual equipment to your classroom.
While running around outside like a total nutball this morning, Soren wiped out and scraped the hell out of his elbow.
Eventually when all other methods of soothing him proved unfruitful, I resorted to giving him a popsicle, thereby teaching him that food is an effective coping mechanism when dealing with pain or other unpleasantness.
I think everyone in Soren’s classroom hates me because I (accidentally!) step on children.
Who in the hell gains weight after being almost entirely vegan for over a week?
Except for the time I forgot there are eggs in fried rice and ate some anyway.
Homemade artisan vegan sharp cheddar is disappointing.
I’m quite honesty losing steam with respect to this whole vegan thing and want a big fat greasy pizza.
The book I’m reading about veganism has me convinced that I’m going to get cancer because I have more than one beer a day. I mean, some days I have zero beers and some days I have three or four. It averages out to more than 7 a week.
The dogs can’t really coexist with the chickens in the yard.
Sadie, in particular, does nothing all day but pant and obsess over the chickens. She has to be heavily bribed to even get her in the house.
My work evaluations are due today and I hate work evaluations.