Here is the groundbreaking First Annual Hit by a Pitch Father’s Day Gift Guide.
Oh wait, I totally just failed the internet by not making this a slide show.
Okay, I’m kidding. Do you know what I hate more than gift guides? Heavy shit, like death and illness and war and poverty and crime and goddamn slide shows on the internet. But other than that, not much. Father’s Day gift guides, in particular, are always dumb. Here’s a thing with a tie on it! Here’s something golf-related! Don’t forget some sort of tool! And here’s something that has to do with grilling, whiskey, and/or bacon!
Seriously though, get him some beer. Or if he doesn’t like beer, get him something he does like. Easy enough, right?