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Javon Walker becomes the enemy.

March 5, 2008

Javon Walker agreed to a six-year, $55 million deal ($16 million guaranteed) with the Oakland Raiders.

Javon is one of those athletes who just had a shitty time of it here in Denver. I hope this move is good for his career, and wish him the best with his new team.

In Bears news, the team reacquired wide receiver Marty Booker. They’ve lost Mushin Muhammad and Bernard Berrian, so they still need to do more to shore up their WR core. The team is declining to offer a deal to Brendon Ayanbadejo, who wants to make more $$$ than the Bears want to pay.

Fantasy Football: Pickup of the Year

November 26, 2007

Remember that time I had too much beer while doing my fantasy football live draft and selected Garrett Wolfe? It turns out that drafting a tiny little rookie running back from Northern Illinois University might not have been as crazy as it seemed the next day. Cedric Benson is out for the rest of the season with a leg injury. That means more playing time for the speedy Wolfe, who will back up Adrian Peterson. Of course I dropped Wolfe a while ago, but I hope to get him back just as soon as he clears waivers in my league. If you need a running back, go get him now. I’m serious (I’m also not very good, but you can trust me that Garrett Wolfe is something special).

In other HBP favorites news, I went to my first ever Colorado 14ers game Saturday night to see Jamaal Tatum play for the Idaho Stampede. Unfortunately, Jamaal Tatum was not there playing for the Idaho Stampede on Saturday. Where was he? Was he smoking weed and eating scalloped potatoes? Was he saying, “No, you da ho?” while on the phone with his pals in Carbondale? Was he painting his lawn blue? (Clearly I’m as good at Idaho jokes as I am at fantasy football, sorry.) No, Jamaal Tatum was sitting out this road trip with a high ankle sprain and I am very bummed because I wanted to be that one crazy person who was all “JAMAAAAAAL TATUM!!!!” at the game, kind of like the woman sitting behind us a few Nuggets games ago who screamed “IVERSON!!!!” at the top of her lungs every time anybody did anything, even if Iverson had nothing to do with it (which was so very awesome).

I will write more soon, I promise. We have to talk about the Jon Garland trade and why it made me so very sad.

Monday Morning Offensive Coordinator

September 24, 2007

There is one thing that should give comfort to Bears fans in this time of misery: Lovie Smith knows what he’s doing.

Last year, Rex Grossman showed that he can be a brilliant quarterback. He also showed that he can really, really suck. There was enough of the good to keep him around through the end of last season, a decision that was, in my opinion, perfectly reasonable.

This year, Bad Rex — no, Rex the Terrible — has taken over, maybe for good. I can’t say that it’s all his fault — last night he threw at least one spot-on pass that should’ve been caught, and I suspect that there’s something weird going on with Rex and Mushin Muhammad, who is unhappy with how little he’s seeing the ball.

For the first time, the cracks in the foundation of the Bears love of Grossman are glaringly obvious to the world. Players are saying the “right” things, but their words reveal that they’re no longer all aboard the Rex love train. They’re still saying that Rex is “our guy,” but it’s clear they no longer believe it.

Lovie Smith has been handling the Grossman situation the best way anybody could. He has been 100% supportive of Rex, and this is the right thing to do with a struggling quarterback who has the potential to be awesome. Anything less would begin to chip away at Grossman’s confidence, which likely would negatively affect his performance.

Look at what happened with Mike Shanahan and Jake Plummer last year. Plummer was a reasonably effective quarterback, but as soon as the Broncos drafted Jay Cutler, it was clear that Plummer’s days were numbered. Shanahan was not 100% supportive of his quarterback and, as a result, Plummer’s confidence was shaken and the team suffered. I still think that if Plummer kept the starting QB job through the end of the season (if Shanahan had treated Plummer the way Lovie Smith treats Grossman), the Broncos would’ve made it to the playoffs.

Because Lovie Smith knows that a quarterback’s confidence and mental state are important and easy to screw up, he realizes that the tiniest speck of doubt in Rex Grossman’s head could become an avalanche that completely destroys the potential for brilliance. That’s why he’s been all Rex, all the time — at least to the world and, I suspect, to the team.

However, I’m sure that in his head, Lovie is not all Rex, all the time. I’m sure he’s been wondering for a while now when the point will come that he’s ready to move on to a new quarterback. Unfortunately, the Bears don’t have someone like Jay Cutler, a young kid with an amazing arm who may be the second coming of John Elway. The Bears have Brian Griese and Kyle Orton, options that are serviceable but not stellar. Like John Madden said last night, Griese is a band-aid, not a permanent solution. So making the switch from your starting QB, who has shown some talent and is (was?) loved by his teammates to a temporary fix to stop the bleeding can’t be an easy thing to do.

That said, I think it’s going to happen very soon — maybe this week. When it does, it will be sudden and certain and there won’t be weeks of discussion and debate — one day, Brian Griese will be the starting QB, period. That’s the only way to do it — anything drawn out will make things even worse for a team that’s already struggling. After the switch is made, there will be no going back — the love affair of Rex Grossman and the Bears will be over for good.

Because I think that any rumblings of change will destroy whatever shred of confidence Grossman has left, throwing Griese into the game last night would not have been the right thing to do. It might have been fun for the fans to see if he sucked less than Rex, but making a monumental change shouldn’t happen on the spur of the moment like that. As frustrated as Bears fans are by the Rex Grossman fiasco and that terrible spanking by the likes of T.O. and pals, we should be happy that any change will be well-considered and thoughtful. It sucks today, but it will be better tomorrow.

In terms of changes that aren’t such a big deal, the Bears should do two things next week. First, they should limit Devin Hester to return duty, because something was wrong with him last night and I wonder if he’s maybe a little overwhelmed. Second, they should give Garrett Wolfe some playing time. We’ve seen Adrian Peterson and Cedric Benson give up fumbles and the Bears running game isn’t anything special. Let’s see what the little guy can do right now.

My fantasy football team is better than yours.

September 17, 2007

This screen shot is evidence of the ridiculous ass kicking I did this week in fantasy football. My team did many amazing things:

  • Carson Palmer threw six touchdown passes, cured cancer, and replaced all crappy beer in America with tasty microbrews.
  • Steve Smith scored three touchdowns, pulled all American troops out of Iraq, and completed his critical review of touchdown celebrations since the beginning of time and wrapped up filming of his three-part series, CNN Presents: God’s Touchdown Celebrations, which will air in the off season.
  • Randy Moss, who continues to dominate (I told y’all!), scored two touchdowns and won the Nobel Prize for Literature for his novel, Moss Grows on Football.
  • Antonio Gates, the best tight end in the NFL, did what he could for a team that played like ass and, after the game, found a couple kids at McDonald’s who have agreed to play wide receiver for the Chargers.
  • The Bears defense and my boy Devin Hester kicked ass and sent Chicago-style pizza to everyone in the world who still eats that New York crap.

While we’re on the subject of things that are good, Jim Thome hit his 500th home run yesterday — the first-ever walkoff 500th, and he did this on Jim Thome bobblehead day, no less. I love that guy.

Dadgummit: Bobby’s streak is OVAH.

August 20, 2007

In brief:

  • Red-hot Joey Gathright of the Kansas City Royals singled off Bobby Jenks tonight, breaking Bobby’s streak of consecutive batters retired. Gathright would have been the 42nd consecutive batter retired by Jenks, which would have been an all-time MLB record. Oh well, at least the White Sox won, ending their 8-game losing streak.
  • Rookie Bears running back Garrett Wolfe got some minutes in tonight’s preseason victory over the Colts, his first NFL game action. Little number 25 rushed for 15 yards; unfortunately, I couldn’t see all of his carries because the dumbass ESPN reporters spent more time interviewing Peyton Manning than showing the actual game. Brian Griese looked good.
  • The Broncos traded Gerard Warren to the Raiders, for a fifth-round draft pick that the Broncos will get only if Warren makes the roster. How this was a good move is beyond me. After Sunday’s fiasco and with Ebenezer Ekuban out for the season (did you know he’s from Ghana?), it’s time to call this what it is — a rebuilding year. The Broncos will end up in second place in the AFC West, ahead of bottom-feeding Oakland and dismal Kansas City.
  • Why do Rockies games go 900 innings lately?

Briggs Still a Bear

July 25, 2007

I need for Sheed to go away.

March 27, 2007

I’ll be honest. I kind of love Rasheed Wallace. I still have the Nuggets/Pistons game from earlier this month on my DVR, so I can watch the awesomeness of Rasheed missing a layup and screaming “GOD DAMN WHAT THE F*CK!!!” followed by some excellent commentary from the local announcers. What’s not to love about a guy who has 18 technical fouls so far this year?

But this madness?

Okay, it was a great shot. I ain’t no player hater. Still, it sucks because the Nuggets should’ve won that game. At least J.R. Smith played some kick-ass defense and had four steals.

In Broncos news, Al Wilson failed his physical for the Giants. He may be able to stay with Denver, likely with a pay cut.

In Bears news, Lance Briggs is mad as hell and not going to play for the Chi any more. A trade to the Redskins may be in the works. Failing to keep Briggs happy is a stupid, stupid move, guys.

News Update

February 9, 2007

Nuggets

Allen Iverson did not make the trip out east with the team, so they’ll be without him for the Indiana game tonight and the Milwaukee game tomorrow (and I’m looking forward to seeing Earl Boykins play against his former team because, as you may know, I love that little guy).

Carmelo Anthony was named to the All Star team. Maybe he’ll no longer be distracted by his overwhelming desire to be an All Star, or maybe he’ll still be moody because being named as an injury replacement is about as cool as being someone’s second-choice prom date.

Broncos

The team wants Rod Smith to restructure his contract (read: make less money). I’ll file this under “assholery” and move along….

Champ Baily and John Lynch want to honor Darrent Williams by wearing his #27 in the Pro Bowl. Apparently the NFL didn’t go for this, but Broncos team members will wear #27 decals on their helmets. I suppose that’s better than nothing — remember when the NFL fined Jake Plummer $5,000 for wearing a decal honoring Pat Tillman?

Bears

Tank “Misdemeanor” Johnson stipulated to a violation of probation yesterday. Johnson remains on home monitoring but is allowed to practice. Sentencing is scheduled for March 15. He was on probation for a gun-related case when he caught a new gun-related case.