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Fantasy Football: Pickup of the Year

November 26, 2007

Remember that time I had too much beer while doing my fantasy football live draft and selected Garrett Wolfe? It turns out that drafting a tiny little rookie running back from Northern Illinois University might not have been as crazy as it seemed the next day. Cedric Benson is out for the rest of the season with a leg injury. That means more playing time for the speedy Wolfe, who will back up Adrian Peterson. Of course I dropped Wolfe a while ago, but I hope to get him back just as soon as he clears waivers in my league. If you need a running back, go get him now. I’m serious (I’m also not very good, but you can trust me that Garrett Wolfe is something special).

In other HBP favorites news, I went to my first ever Colorado 14ers game Saturday night to see Jamaal Tatum play for the Idaho Stampede. Unfortunately, Jamaal Tatum was not there playing for the Idaho Stampede on Saturday. Where was he? Was he smoking weed and eating scalloped potatoes? Was he saying, “No, you da ho?” while on the phone with his pals in Carbondale? Was he painting his lawn blue? (Clearly I’m as good at Idaho jokes as I am at fantasy football, sorry.) No, Jamaal Tatum was sitting out this road trip with a high ankle sprain and I am very bummed because I wanted to be that one crazy person who was all “JAMAAAAAAL TATUM!!!!” at the game, kind of like the woman sitting behind us a few Nuggets games ago who screamed “IVERSON!!!!” at the top of her lungs every time anybody did anything, even if Iverson had nothing to do with it (which was so very awesome).

I will write more soon, I promise. We have to talk about the Jon Garland trade and why it made me so very sad.

Monday Morning Offensive Coordinator

September 24, 2007

There is one thing that should give comfort to Bears fans in this time of misery: Lovie Smith knows what he’s doing.

Last year, Rex Grossman showed that he can be a brilliant quarterback. He also showed that he can really, really suck. There was enough of the good to keep him around through the end of last season, a decision that was, in my opinion, perfectly reasonable.

This year, Bad Rex — no, Rex the Terrible — has taken over, maybe for good. I can’t say that it’s all his fault — last night he threw at least one spot-on pass that should’ve been caught, and I suspect that there’s something weird going on with Rex and Mushin Muhammad, who is unhappy with how little he’s seeing the ball.

For the first time, the cracks in the foundation of the Bears love of Grossman are glaringly obvious to the world. Players are saying the “right” things, but their words reveal that they’re no longer all aboard the Rex love train. They’re still saying that Rex is “our guy,” but it’s clear they no longer believe it.

Lovie Smith has been handling the Grossman situation the best way anybody could. He has been 100% supportive of Rex, and this is the right thing to do with a struggling quarterback who has the potential to be awesome. Anything less would begin to chip away at Grossman’s confidence, which likely would negatively affect his performance.

Look at what happened with Mike Shanahan and Jake Plummer last year. Plummer was a reasonably effective quarterback, but as soon as the Broncos drafted Jay Cutler, it was clear that Plummer’s days were numbered. Shanahan was not 100% supportive of his quarterback and, as a result, Plummer’s confidence was shaken and the team suffered. I still think that if Plummer kept the starting QB job through the end of the season (if Shanahan had treated Plummer the way Lovie Smith treats Grossman), the Broncos would’ve made it to the playoffs.

Because Lovie Smith knows that a quarterback’s confidence and mental state are important and easy to screw up, he realizes that the tiniest speck of doubt in Rex Grossman’s head could become an avalanche that completely destroys the potential for brilliance. That’s why he’s been all Rex, all the time — at least to the world and, I suspect, to the team.

However, I’m sure that in his head, Lovie is not all Rex, all the time. I’m sure he’s been wondering for a while now when the point will come that he’s ready to move on to a new quarterback. Unfortunately, the Bears don’t have someone like Jay Cutler, a young kid with an amazing arm who may be the second coming of John Elway. The Bears have Brian Griese and Kyle Orton, options that are serviceable but not stellar. Like John Madden said last night, Griese is a band-aid, not a permanent solution. So making the switch from your starting QB, who has shown some talent and is (was?) loved by his teammates to a temporary fix to stop the bleeding can’t be an easy thing to do.

That said, I think it’s going to happen very soon — maybe this week. When it does, it will be sudden and certain and there won’t be weeks of discussion and debate — one day, Brian Griese will be the starting QB, period. That’s the only way to do it — anything drawn out will make things even worse for a team that’s already struggling. After the switch is made, there will be no going back — the love affair of Rex Grossman and the Bears will be over for good.

Because I think that any rumblings of change will destroy whatever shred of confidence Grossman has left, throwing Griese into the game last night would not have been the right thing to do. It might have been fun for the fans to see if he sucked less than Rex, but making a monumental change shouldn’t happen on the spur of the moment like that. As frustrated as Bears fans are by the Rex Grossman fiasco and that terrible spanking by the likes of T.O. and pals, we should be happy that any change will be well-considered and thoughtful. It sucks today, but it will be better tomorrow.

In terms of changes that aren’t such a big deal, the Bears should do two things next week. First, they should limit Devin Hester to return duty, because something was wrong with him last night and I wonder if he’s maybe a little overwhelmed. Second, they should give Garrett Wolfe some playing time. We’ve seen Adrian Peterson and Cedric Benson give up fumbles and the Bears running game isn’t anything special. Let’s see what the little guy can do right now.

ADHD and the Art of Fantasy Football

September 5, 2007

I do fantasy football like I do everything. At some point during the preseason, I think: Holy crap, fantasy football! and get really excited about it. I declare this as the year in which I will research and plan my team while avoiding the pitfalls of being guided by emotion. I read half of every Sports Illustrated article on fantasy football and numerous magazines, folded open to pages discussing the risks of the running-back-by-committee scheme, accumulate in the bathroom. I remember bits and pieces and names like Steven Jackson float around in my head, but I never develop a strategy. Like every appointment and date I ever have, I don’t keep track of when exactly the first game happens, but every once in a while, I think about how it’s really soon and I should prepare. I hear about leagues and it’s always too early and I’m not ready.

Before you can even say Tampa 2 it’s the night before the first real NFL game and I haven’t done jack shit to figure out my team or join a league. So I do what I always do. I surround myself with unread articles and unfinished research, drink several beers, gather the few lost souls who haven’t gotten their shit together yet either (there are three of us), show up in the espn.com live draft lobby to see what other slackers are ready for a live draft, and make a bunch of picks based on what little I’ve learned and my gut feeling, which has been known to make me pick a kicker first (I’m not kidding, but to be fair, that was the first time I ever played fantasy football and I was convinced that I would be stricken by the plague if I didn’t get Jason Elam).

So here I am. I’m on beer number two. I’ve poked my head into the live draft lobby a few times, but haven’t committed to anything yet. Soon. I’m almost ready, now that the White Sox have lost in extra innings and I have no other distractions.

Because I’m crazy, I’m going to share this journey with you. I think people refer to this as “live blogging,” but I think use of the word “blogging” should result in a punch to the face, so I won’t say that. I’ll just write a bunch of shit while I do my draft and drink beer. I’m sure I’ll hate myself in the morning.

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Okay, we’re in the waiting room for a live draft that will begin in 2:30. Ten teams. I was #2 joining. Does that mean I pick second? If so, I’m assuming LT goes #1 and I’ll take Steven Jackson.

Round 1: I pick 5th. This means my knowledge of Steven Jackson will do me no good. I take Willie Parker because I don’t like the 49ers.

Round 2: Steve Smith is my fantasy football husband. We’ve been together for years.

Round 3: I go with a QB and take Carson Palmer.

Round 4: It’s too soon to take a tight end, but holy shit I want Antonio Gates because he’s freaking awesome.

Round 5: Brandon Jacobs is the new Tiki Barber, who was my fantasy football other man. This is not wise.

Round 6: I don’t care if it’s too early to take a defense. I need the Bears. I don’t care if nobody understands our love.

Round 7: Shit, Randy Moss is still here. Oh Randy. You’re probably going to break my heart, but I’ve been talking all kinds of shit for weeks about how you’re going to have an awesome year. I hate the Patriots, but okay, we can be together, just this once. Don’t tell anyone.

This is when I lose track and start talking shit to the other people drafting. Eventually I pick Devin Hester and then Garrett Wolfe. This is why I don’t win fantasy football — I get really excited about obscure picks and end up with a team so full of sleepers a kiss from an enchanted prince couldn’t wake them up to score enough points.

Kids, if you learn anything today, let it be this: Please, take fantasy football seriously and learn from my mistakes. If you don’t, you might end up with a roster that looks like this:

Travis Henry is your daddy:

QB: Carson Palmer, Matt Leinart, Jake Delhomme
RB: Willie Parker, Brandon Jacobs, Ladell Betts LenDale White (I meant to get Ladell Betts WTF), Reuben Droughns, Garrett Wolfe (!)
WR: Steve Smith (my fantasy football husband), Devin Hester, Randy Moss
TE: Antonio Gates, Dallas Clark
K: Robbie Gould
D/ST: Bears, Eagles

Dadgummit: Bobby’s streak is OVAH.

August 20, 2007

In brief:

  • Red-hot Joey Gathright of the Kansas City Royals singled off Bobby Jenks tonight, breaking Bobby’s streak of consecutive batters retired. Gathright would have been the 42nd consecutive batter retired by Jenks, which would have been an all-time MLB record. Oh well, at least the White Sox won, ending their 8-game losing streak.
  • Rookie Bears running back Garrett Wolfe got some minutes in tonight’s preseason victory over the Colts, his first NFL game action. Little number 25 rushed for 15 yards; unfortunately, I couldn’t see all of his carries because the dumbass ESPN reporters spent more time interviewing Peyton Manning than showing the actual game. Brian Griese looked good.
  • The Broncos traded Gerard Warren to the Raiders, for a fifth-round draft pick that the Broncos will get only if Warren makes the roster. How this was a good move is beyond me. After Sunday’s fiasco and with Ebenezer Ekuban out for the season (did you know he’s from Ghana?), it’s time to call this what it is — a rebuilding year. The Broncos will end up in second place in the AFC West, ahead of bottom-feeding Oakland and dismal Kansas City.
  • Why do Rockies games go 900 innings lately?

Introduction to Garrett Wolfe

April 21, 2007

My favorite potential NFL draftee is Garrett Wolfe, running back from Northern Illinois University. You might know about Garrett Wolfe, but if you don’t, here’s the scoop.

Check out little #1 in this video from last season’s NIU/Ohio State game:

As you might know, that game sucked. On a positive note, Wolfe had 171 rushing yards and 114 receiving yards (285 total yards) — against Ohio State or, um, The Ohio State University (I hate that).

The only downside is his size — Wolfe is 5′ 7 1/2″ and weighs in at 186 pounds; he was the smallest running back at this year’s NFL combine. He’s a speedy little guy, though, and I think he can make it in the NFL.

Links:
Watch Wolfe

Garrett Wolfe NIU player page

NFL prospect profile
NFL Draft Scout
Sun Times article