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Beisbol?

April 2, 2008

I’ve been neglecting this site, mainly because I’m bored of sports (or at least bored of talking about sports — I still watch). I’ve started yet another blog and haven’t had much to say here lately. With Jose Mesa remaining unsigned, my future as a sports blogger is questionable (not really, but you know).

I still have three of four teams in the final four (damn you, Pitt). So that’s good. We’re going to our first Rockies game of the year on Saturday, and I’ve managed to avoid punching Carmelo Anthony and Brandon Marshall (Jay Cutler, I’ve got your back, yo) in the face, even though I want to most of the time.

Right now, the burning question on my mind is whether having three baseball teams would be whorey of me. I mean, I have the White Sox, the team that made me love baseball, even though they suck ass and I don’t live there and sometimes it seems like the magic is gone. I have the Rockies, and they’re exciting and still make an effort to woo a girl from time to time, but the whole Christian thing still bothers me when I think about it too much. I have to admit that I also have my eye on the Angels. They’re sexy, and my boyfriend Jon Garland was stellar in his debut with the team yesterday. Can I follow my boyfriend to a new team, or is a three-way battle for my fandom just too much?

I don’t know. How do you stay loyal to your hometown team when you don’t live there anymore and the team sucks? Shouldn’t they at least make an effort, or do they expect me to be loyal even though they’ve been dismal? What I do know is that I’m already sick of Yankees and Red Sox fans. And Cubs fans can Fukudome.

Players We Like (links and notes)

March 18, 2008

•Julius Hodge is the D-League Performer of the Week for the week of March 17. According to the D-League’s website:

In four games for Albuquerque this week, Hodge averaged 25.3 points, 8.8 rebounds, and 3.3 assists. He set season-highs in points and rebounds on Tuesday with 34 points and 12 boards in a win over Austin, the first in four straight victories this week for Albuquerque.

You can read the full story here. I’m so glad he’s doing well, and I hope we see him back in the NBA soon.

•In other news, did we know that former Iowa Hawkeye Adam Haluska is in the D-League? He was acquired by the Iowa Energy on March 11. And holy crap! The Iowa Energy has Jeff Horner Bobblehead Night tomorrow. I swear I am not making that up — check it out here (hurry, it probably won’t be up much longer). That is AWESOME. How do I get a Jeff Horner bobblehead if I can’t make it to the game?

•Jeff Passan of Yahoo! sports wrote a nice article about Bobby Jenks — read “No more high Jenks” here. High Jenks. Hee. More people should know about Big Bad Bobby Jenks. Oh and also, his intro song is “Boom” by POD.

•I’m very worried that we’ll never hear from Jose Mesa again. What if nobody picks him up this year? I’ll cry.

Suggestion for Jerry Owens

February 27, 2008

Hi. I’m not quite ready to start thinking about baseball yet. I probably should be at least a little excited, because my teams played each other today, but eh, it doesn’t count and I’m very busy being mad at the Nuggets (shhhh, don’t tell them I’m watching their game right now).

However, I have a suggestion for Jerry Owens and I want to put it out there right away, so maybe he can find out about it because it’s the best idea anybody has ever had (shhhh, don’t tell anybody I’ve been drinking and totally overestimate the awesomeness of my stupid ideas). Last week, I read about how Jerry Owens is talking some shit about how many bases he’s going to steal this season (the article is here). He plans to rack up 65 stolen bases, putting him ahead of the awesomely speedy Scott Podsednik (I hope we see him in a Rockies uniform this year because having one of my 2005 World Series White Sox players here in Denver is my #2 ultimate dream, ultimate dream #1 being Jon Garland showing up at my house to declare his undying love for me) who stole 59 in 2004-05.

I know — I’m biased because Jerry Owens is a cutie and I just kinda like him. But don’t let that distract you from his awesome attitude. Seriously. Here’s a quote from the article:

My mom always told me to set the goal high and as soon as you get it, set another one. Every year I’ve improved my stolen base total. I had 56 last year combined [with the Sox and Triple-A Charlotte], and this year it’s 65.

How awesome is that? He mentions mom and kicking ass at the same time. I wish he could come play for the Nuggets.

But anyway, if there’s one thing I know well, it’s the at-bat music of Colorado Rockies players. That’s not exactly helpful here, but hey, I’ve tried to learn about at-bat music for the White Sox, although it’s not really that easy when you’re not there to go to White Sox games. Believe it or not, there’s some inaccurate information about baseball entrance music on the internet, so I don’t always trust what I find out there.

Anyway, according to the internet, Jerry Owens had some Dr. Dre music last year. That’s great and I love Dre as much as the next person, but Jerry Owens needs to rethink his musical selection. Here’s the thing. Jerry Owens needs to use the song “Watch My Feet” by Dude N Nem as his at-bat music. Seriously. These guys are from the South Side of Chicago. The song is the best thing I’ve heard in at least a year. For real. Dude (or is that Nem?) even wears a Sox hat in the video. Check it out.

I’m right, aren’t I? And holy crap that makes me miss Chicago. Jerry Owens, I hope you find this. The universe intended this song for you.

Anyway, that’s all I have to say about baseball today. I have to go back to not watching the second half of the Nuggets game.

Tadaguchi to Rockies?

December 4, 2007

Tadahito Iguchi’s agent met with the Rockies today, continuing the “preliminary” discussions that started with phone conversations.

I’ve been thinking that the Rockies should sign Tadaguchi for a while now, but I haven’t written about it because doing so would just get my hopes up and I’ve already lost him once (when the White Sox traded him to the Phillies). It’s a perfect match — a reliable and relatively inexpensive second baseman and, well, a team that needs someone at 2B and doesn’t want to spend a ton of cash. The thought of one of my favorite 2005 White Sox players coming to the Rockies is so awesome I can’t even stand it.

If you don’t know about how awesome Tadaguchi is, check this out:

Torrealba to Mets

November 15, 2007

Here’s some bad news for Rockies fans — it looks like it’s all but certain that Yorvit Torrealba will be going to the Mets. The team will really miss his game-calling skills and how awesome he is with all the young pitchers.

We’ll miss you, YORVEEEEEEEET.

Update: Never mind! Yorvit Torrealba and the Rockies agreed to a two-year deal with an option for a third year. Sweet!

Rockies Rally Wednesday

October 30, 2007

From the Rockies’ website:

DENVER — The City of Denver will celebrate the Rockies’ rise to the National League pennant and their first trip to the World Series with a rally at Skyline Park at 15th and Arapahoe on Wednesday at 11:45 a.m. MT.

Mayor John Hickenlooper and Gov. Bill Ritter will host the event. Manager Clint Hurdle and players Matt Holliday, Jeff Francis and Garrett Atkins are scheduled to appear.

Musical entertainment will be by the group Opie Gone Bad.

The public is invited.

Who’s your team?

October 27, 2007

I’ve written about moving to a new city and the old team/new team dynamic before (here, for example). After four years as a resident of Colorado, it’s pretty clear how my team loyalties line up:

Nuggets > Bulls
White Sox > Rockies
Bears = Broncos (I don’t know what I’ll do when they play each other next month)

If anyone thinks it’s lame to be a fan of, say, the Bears and the Broncos, that’s fine with me. I’m going to be a fan of the Bears and the Broncos for the rest of my life, and that’s just how it is. It would be easier to have only one team, but I can’t leave my old team and I can’t resist my new team.

On Thursday, we perched on barstools at Goose Island until our butts hurt, watching the entire Rockies/Red Sox game. The Rockies should have and could have won that game, but that’s beside the point right now. I want to talk about Red Sox fans.

I’m not going to be overly critical and shit-talky like I was that time with the Cubs. There’s no reason for that, and I’d just piss people off because really, Red Sox fans annoy me. But for now, I just want to know — who are Red Sox fans?

On Thursday, there were two guys wearing Red Sox stuff at Goose Island — a guy at the bar wearing a Red Sox hat, and another guy in a Red Sox t-shirt. Neither of them even glanced at a TV showing game 2 of the World Series.

I’m sure most people don’t take things like team hats as seriously as I do. I don’t wear a White Sox hat or a Rockies hat because it’s hiding my bed head — I wear it because I love my teams. It also might be hiding bed head, but I wouldn’t wear a hat if I didn’t love the team. When I see other people wearing team hats, I always assume, just for a second, that they love their team as much as I love mine. I’m trying to stop doing that, but it’s always my first reaction. (Don’t get me started on the ridiculous way I always refer to White Sox fans as “my people” and say hi to them.)

The two guys at Goose Island representing the Red Sox but not watching the game made me wonder — who are Red Sox fans? I mean, hell, there always seems to be a ton of them everywhere. Who are they? Are they just guys wearing hats to hide their bed head? Are they serious fans? There’s some of each, right?

Maybe those who are serious fans used to live in Boston and moved but still love their team. Can that account for the millions of Red Sox fans all over the country? According to the 2005 census, Boston has a population of 559,034. That’s not very many people. By contrast, in 2005, New York had 8,143,197 people and Chicago had 2,842,518. It makes sense that some of the 8+ million people from New York move away and wear Yankees hats in their new cities. Same with the Cubs. Do just as many people leave Boston? If so, Boston must suck ass.

According to the 2005 census, Denver had almost as many people as Boston — 557,917. You sure don’t see Rockies fans all over the country the way you see Red Sox fans all over the country. Why is that? Even taking into account the fact that the Rockies are a very new team and the Red Sox are a very old team (and the fact that the Red Sox traditionally are a better team than the Rockies), there is a huge disparity. Do people leave Boston the same way people move to Denver?

Or do people become Red Sox fans for no good reason? If so, that’s weak.

I don’t know. I kind of want to understand and I kind of want to talk shit. I’ve never become a fan of a team that isn’t from my city. Is that common? How does it work? Do people just jump on the next exciting bandwagon and then find someone else next year, or is there loyalty? If you’re not connected by geography, what binds you to your team? If you’re a Red Sox fan (and you’re not in or from Boston), why?

Sweet home, Denver.

October 27, 2007

After spending a week in Chicago (1,000 miles in the car each way) it is SO good to be back in Denver. It sucked being away from everything Rockies and being alone in experiencing the special misery of trying to buy World Series tickets on the internet (it didn’t work).

I have a lot of catching up to do and a lot of stuff to write. However, that will have to wait because right now, I have a game to watch. The Rockies are due. Josh Fogg, the dragon slayer, is going to lead the team to a much-needed win. Hawpe is going to put it on the board. Good things are going to happen here in Denver. You can just feel it.

Rockies: at-bat music

October 16, 2007

Aside from an awesome win, there were two really good things about going to Sunday’s Rockies game: our seats were sheltered from the constant rain and our seats were near a big speaker, so we could really hear the music. I’ve been obsessed with at-bat or entrance music for a while now, and apparently I’m not alone — people find this site every day because they want to know about the at-bat music of various Rockies players. My list isn’t finished yet, but I might as well share what I have so far. I will do my best to update this list and keep it current.

Garrett Atkins: What I Are by Timbaland (I thought this was a remix of Justin Timberlake’s Bringing Sexy Back for the longest time)

Jamey Carroll: Pink Houses by John Mellencamp

Manny Corpas: Impacto by Daddy Yankee

Josh Fogg: Slow Ride by Foghat

Brian Fuentes: For You by Stain’d

Brad Hawpe: Rockstar by Nickelback

Todd Helton: Back in the Saddle by Aerosmith

Kazuo Matsui: Tricky by Run DMC

Ryan Spilborghs: The Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani (everybody at Coors Field sings along with this — WOOOO OOOOH WOOOO OOOOH!)

Troy Tulowitzki: I’m a Flirt by R Kelly

I’m not sure about these:

Matt Holliday: The Great Divide by Scott Stapp, but I can’t remember if he’s still using it

Willy Taveras: used to have Yeah by Usher, but has a new song — reggaeton, Spanish, very fast; the closest thing I’ve found so far is El Mambo de las Shorty’s by Tito El Bambino (but don’t rely on that because I’ve only heard Willy’s new song a few times)

Yorvit Torrealba: He’s used various Daddy Yankee songs, but his current song is NOT Impacto as reported elsewhere on the internet. I’ve listened to snippets of a million Daddy Yankee songs, and haven’t been able to figure out if his current song is by Daddy Yankee. I’ve also started listening to snippets of other reggaeton, and if I listen to much more, Ben is going to throw my computer out the window.

Update: Torrealba’s song is Salio El Sol by Don Omar. Thanks to Karlosest2403!

I accidentally say “reggaetron” every time I mean to say “reggaeton” and now I’m convinced that Reggaetron, a gigantic robot set on world destruction by means of super-powered lasers and a blend of reggae, dancehall, merengue, hip hop, and bachata is going to appear at Coors Field one day soon.

Update: The 2008 version of the Rockies At-Bat Music post is here.

Ubaldo Jimenez

October 12, 2007

Ubaldo Jimenez

If you don’t know, now you know.

Rockies and the NLCS

October 11, 2007

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It’s nice to see Jeff Francis on the cover of Sports Illustrated, but let’s hope the SI Curse doesn’t mess with the Rockies. Even ESPN spent a few minutes covering the Rockies last night, although much of the NLCS discussion focused on the greatness of Brandon Webb (I assume because the people at ESPN have known about Brandon Webb for more than a few weeks). Whatever. The NLCS gets under way tonight, with game 1 starting at 6:37 p.m. in hot (temperature-wise) Arizona. I’m no good at predicting anything, but I expect a low score in this Francis-Webb matchup.

The Rockies will be sporting a new look on offense. Center fielder Willy Taveras returns to the lineup after being sidelined with a strained right quad since September 8. The speedy Taveras, who leads the team in stolen bases (33), will be leading off. Taveras has been solid when healthy, but big changes to the lineup that brought us this amazing 17-1 streak have many Rockies fans worried. Kazuo Matsui will move from first to second, and Troy Tulowitzki (who was batting second) will move down to seventh.

Probable pitchers as of 10/11

Game 1: Jeff Francis (LHP)
Season: 17-9, 4.22
Career vs. Diamondbacks: 7-2, 3.54

Game 2: Ubaldo Jiménez (RHP)
Season: 4-4, 4.28
Career vs. Diamondbacks: 0-0, 2.77

Game 3: Josh Fogg (RHP)
Season: 10-9, 4.94
Career vs. Diamondbacks: 6-1, 3.71

Game 4: Franklin Morales (LHP)
Season: 3-2, 3.48
Career vs. Diamondbacks: N/A

Complete Rockies NLCS roster

RHP: Taylor Buchholz, Manny Corpas, Josh Fogg, LaTroy Hawkins, Matt Herges, Ubaldo Jiménez, Ryan Speier

LHP: Jeremy Affeldt, Jeff Francis, Brian Fuentes, Franklin Morales

Catchers: Chris Iannetta, Yorvit Torrealba

Infielders: Garrett Atkins, Jamey Carroll, Todd Helton, Kazuo Matsui, Troy Tulowitzki

Outfielders: Jeff Baker, Brad Hawpe, Matt Holliday, Seth Smith, Ryan Spilborghs, Cory Sullivan, Willy Taveras

Aaron Cook (out since August 10 with a strained oblique) and Mark Redman are not on the NLCS roster.

Pro-Rockies notes

  • By all reports heard in Denver, fans here are way more excited about this series than fans in Arizona.
  • Francis was hot in the NLDS (1-0, 3.00, 6 IP, 4 H, 2 R, 2 BB, 8 K).
  • The Rockies are 10-8 against the Diamondbacks this year, 5-4 at home and at Chase Field. Although the Rockies’ one loss in the last 18 games was to the D-Backs, they won twice in that series (by a score of 11-1 in game 2, which featured Troy Tulowitzki’s first career grand slam — I was there and it was awesome).
  • Our guys do well against Arizona:
    • Jamey Carroll: 7 for 19/.368 (11 R)
    • Brad Hawpe: 19 for 54/.352 (3 HR, 18 RBI)
    • Todd Helton: 24 for 64/.375 (16 BB)
    • Matt Holliday: 26 for 72/.361 (13 RBI)
    • Kazuo Matsui’s career average vs. Brandon Webb: .423
    • Brandon Webb vs. Rockies this year: 1-3, 5.77
    • The Rockies hit .290 against Jose Valverde, who had 2 blown saves against the Rockies, most recently on August 31 at Chase.

HBP prediction

This means nothing, but I’m saying Rockies in 6. See you at game 3!

Boykins-sized update

October 9, 2007
  • World Series tickets for Rockies home games go on sale Monday October 22 at 10 a.m. Holy crap!!
  • Willy Taveres might be ready to play in the NLCS, which starts Friday.
  • I’ll be at the first-ever NLCS game played at Coors Field this Sunday.
  • The Nuggets beat the Clippers 119-107 in the first preseason game of the year.
  • Sometime over the summer, DerMarr Johnson up and went to Italy.
  • Brandon Marshall is an asshole.
  • The greatest event of the year is later this week: the Great American Beer Festival.

El Pulpo

October 4, 2007

Everybody in the universe wants to know about Jose Mesa’s hands, so here is the scoop:

Jose Mesa has plain old ordinary hands with five fingers.

Antonio Alfonseca, also a middle reliever for the Phillies, has six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot. This is referred to as polydactyly. It has no effect on his pitching because the extra finger does not touch the ball, but it probably does make him look dainty while drinking wine or a bit of tea. People sometimes refer to Alfonseca as the Octopus.

El Pulpo

Jose Mesa does not have extra fingers.

Thank you.

It’s Kaz

October 4, 2007

In honor of Kazuo Matsui and Tricky by Run DMC:

The bases they are packed, the ball it will be jacked
Over the wall, we’ll play all fall
It’s Kazuo and here we go….

It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz…it’s Kaz (Kazuo) Kaz (Kazuo)
It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz…Ka-Ka-Ka-Kaz (Kazuo) Kaaaazzzz!

Mets fans think he’s lame, but they don’t have no game
He’s mile high and he’s our guy, out of the park he’ll aim
Rox fans now really love him, more than we loved Byung-Hyun Kim
He’ll hit the ball, and touch ‘em all, and say “I’m hot like Mims”

It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz (How is it K?) It’s Kaz (Kazuo) Kaz (Kazuo)
It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz…Kaz (Kaz) Kaz

In the Philly people boo and try to wear us thin
They really (spit) but we just (hit) because we’re gonna win
And then their bullpen falls apart and we’ll just put up some more
Alfonseca or Jose Mesa, they can’t stop our score

It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz (How is it K?) It’s Kaz (Kazuo) Kaz (Kazuo)
It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz…Kaz (Kaz) Kaz

When he’s hitting teeth are gritting and the towels don’t fly
Kaz is swingin’ and he’s bringin’ at least 5 RBIs
His game is rockin’ never stoppin’ he kicks some ass it is true
Bring on the Yankees or the Red Sox and we’ll beat them all too
It’s the first time in the playoffs for Todd the Hel-boy
And the rookie of the year is no one but our boy Troy
With purple hats and our guy Matt he is the next MVP
We’ll be the best and beat the rest you’ll see it on your TV

It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz (How is it?) Kaz (Kaz) Kaz (Kaz)
It’s Kaz to clear the bags, to clear the bags for a grand slam
It’s Kaz…Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-Kazuo (Ka-ka-ka-Kazuo) Ka-ka-ka…

Now Philly fans can make their plans the rest of fall will be drab
They have no hope so they’ll just mope and hate on QB McNabb
It’s like that y’all (y’all), the Rox don’t quit
We keep on winning, cause this is it.

Banned from pick ‘em

October 3, 2007

It was a sad day Monday when I realized that the person who just circled all the “away” teams did better with football picks than I did. I’m pretty good at fantasy football but suck ass when it comes to football picks. Here’s something I don’t tell everyone (well, I guess I do now that I’m writing it here) — I got FOUR games right this week. Yeah. FOUR. A blind monkey with no arms could throw darts at a list of teams and get more right than that.

Here’s the thing — I know why I suck at picks and I’m totally okay with it. I can’t separate what I want to happen from what is likely to happen. I don’t like to sit around on Saturday afternoon and think about who is going to win. I like to think about who I want to win. I mean, I’m not completely unreasonable when I do this — I want the Broncos to win, but I know they’re not going to beat the Colts. But the Bears could beat the Lions, and I want the Bears to beat the Lions, so that’s what I’m going to pick and, more often than not, I’m going to be wrong.

So I’m just going to roll with that. I’ve never posted game picks here and I never will, because I’m not good at it and I don’t care about it enough to make an effort. Fantasy football picks are another story, and I might start posting those, although if Steve Smith doesn’t get his shit together, I might not be good at that, either.

Assuming I suck at baseball picks as much as I suck at football picks, here is what I want to happen:

Rockies > Phillies (sorry Jose)
Cubs > Diamondbacks
Angels > Red Sox
Indians > Yankees

Rockies > Cubs
Angels > Indians

Rockies > Angels