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Fantasy Football: It’s a crapshoot.

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Before we get to this week’s fantasy football update, here’s the best thing I’ve heard anyone say about the Denver Broncos all season:

Breaking news from Denver: Denver has waived all of their players except for Tim Tebow. Tebow will hand the ball off to himself, throw to himself, and block for himself on all running plays. The defense will consist of a force field generated by Tebow’s strength of character. In a practice scrimmage, Knowshon Moreno ran into the field and burst into flame. Team officials classified his injuries as “Holy Fire Burns.” It’s like that Bugs Bunny cartoon where he took on an entire baseball team by himself.

SilentRifleman comments on ESPN story about Brandon Lloyd trade

 

Back to fantasy, you’ve been waiting for me to lose, right? My week 6 matchup was rough. Aside from Fred Jackson, my guys didn’t do much. I should’ve started Tony Romo instead of Cam Newton. I should’ve started Aaron Hernandez instead of Jermichael Finley. (Why are people so in love with Jermichael Finley? Aside from one mindblowingly awesome week, he’s done jack shit this season. ESPN is finally saying, “He’s probably been a bit of a fantasy disappointment so far this year.” Probably?! Dudes. I have to start him this week because it’s the Patriots’ bye week but after that, he’s cheap trade bait or off to waiver city.)

Anyway, blah blah yada yada I’m 6-0.

fantasy football week 6

Can we skip the accountability portion of this week’s post, because really, nobody cares? Thanks.

Week 7 Fantasy Football Pickups

This is the time in the season when you might be struggling to fill bye week positions. I’ve been having a hard time with this. Last week, I picked up Hines Ward because I needed a WR. He didn’t do much. This week, my team is looking a little sparse in the RB department. I stupidly dropped Delone Carter too soon and somebody else got him. At this point, waiver wire pickups in a 12-team league are just a crapshoot.

  • Donald Brown (RB): If you can’t get Delone Carter, take a look at Donald Brown. He might be worth starting if Addai is out again this week.
  • DeMarco Murray (RB): With Felix Jones out, Murray will see a decent amount of playing time.
  • Danario Alexander (WR): He should be sharing receiving duties with Brandon Lloyd.
  • Demaryius Thomas (WR): He’s more a future-potential guy than a start-this-week guy, unless Eddie Royal doesn’t play or is traded, in which case you might want to start Thomas.
  • Kevin Walter (WR): Start Walter only if Andre Johnson is out.
  • Curtis Painter (QB): If you really need a QB.
  • Carson Palmer (QB): This is highly speculative. If he gets traded to the Raiders, he’s worth considering.
  • Browns (D/ST), Broncos (D/ST), Chargers (D/ST)

Good luck!

Written by Tracy

October 18th, 2011 at 9:54 am

Bedside Walter Payton

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As I’ve mentioned before, in an effort to fall asleep, like, ever, I read Sports Illustrated in bed for a while almost every night. Sports Illustrated is entertaining in a non-stressful way (unlike, as I’ve also mentioned before, shit like Infinite Jest, which freaks me right out) and helps me wind down so I can go from being awake to being asleep. My falling-asleep skills are not what they used to be. Back in the day, I could fall asleep anywhere and I could sleep all day. That was awesome.

Last week’s SI features an excerpt from Sweetness: The Enigmatic Life of Walter Payton by Jeff Pearlman. (Note: That is not an affiliate link. I’ll make no money as a result of anything you do on the internet.) I haven’t finished the excerpt yet, but I can tell you two things for sure. First, I really want to read the book (more on this in a minute). Second, I think going to bed at night makes me feel a little bit and to a much lesser extent like Walter Payton felt after he retired from the NFL.

According to Pearlman, during Payton’s NFL career, the Chicago Bears took care of everything he ever needed. If he wanted a newspaper, a coffee table book featuring pictures of kittens lying in the sun, a hotel reservation, a big fat gigantic stuffed pizza — anything at all — they got it for him. So all his needs were met and he had an awesome career being an awesome running back for an awesome NFL team (not to mention his fantastic performance in The Super Bowl Shuffle, also known as the greatest song of all time).

Then he retired and all of a sudden, well, I’ll let Pearlman tell you what happened:

Now, thanks to that pampering, upon his retirement in the winter of 1988 as the NFL’s alltime leading rusher, Payton found himself burdened by a realization that had struck thousands of ex-athletes before him: I am bored out of my mind.

Dude, if you replace “pampering” and “retirement” with “daily life” and “going to bed,” I totally know what he means.

All day long, I’m busy as hell doing shit like getting my kid ready to go places, going to work, going to the gym, feeding animals, cleaning up after dinner, doing laundry, hanging out with my kid, hanging out with my significant other, talking shit on the internet, and the 900 other things I do every day (which, full disclosure, is no more exciting or demanding than anything an average person does every day but I am a complainy wuss when I’m tired). Then I get in bed and I don’t fall asleep and: I am bored out of my mind. And kind of lonely (Ben falls asleep in two seconds). When I’m bored I usually start thinking about all kinds of crazy shit, which is energizing rather than relaxing. This is probably an ADHD thing.

After he retired from the NFL, Walter Payton tried to fill the void by doing all kinds of crazy shit. He ate at Bob Evans (okay, that’s not really crazy) and had various relations with various women and covered his body with horse analgesic and took helicopter lessons and bought a 50s-themed nightclub in Schaumburg of all places (where he accidentally shot an employee in the leg one day) and raced cars and (I shit you not) “tried to break a speedboat record with Chuck Norris.”

That’s kind of what it’s like inside my head when I’m trying to go to sleep.

Back to the issue of me wanting to read the book — There are quite a few people, Mike Ditka included, who are unhappy that this book was written. I’ve heard several people say shit like, “Do we need to besmirch the memory of Walter Payton by digging up and publicizing all this shit about him?” (although unfortunately they haven’t used the word “besmirch”). I guess they think we’re just supposed to ignore and forget about things people do that might be seen as failures.

I don’t agree. First of all, I’m not going to judge Walter Payton. I mean, it’s not my favorite thing in the world when athletes cheat on their wives, but that’s not my battle to fight and I don’t judge him for it (and I wonder whether at least some wives of at least some famous athletes impliedly or expressly consent to cheating, but that’s an issue for a day when I’m actually functional). I don’t judge him for using and possibly abusing drugs and, if anything, I think it’s important that we know about things like this so we can try to prevent the same thing from happening to, in particular, more retired NFL players.

Even if it’s unflattering, I believe the truth is incapable of being bad. Many people, myself included, view Walter Payton as a hero. The truth is that Walter Payton was flawed. But you know, so what? We’re all flawed. That’s just part of being human and there’s value in recognizing and learning from it. And it doesn’t make me like Walter Payton any less.

This, by the way, is absolutely perfect.

Written by Tracy

October 10th, 2011 at 10:02 pm

Fantasy Football: Rolling on to Week 5

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I don’t know how to say this without sounding like a complete asshole, so I’m just going to own the fact that I’m a complete asshole. But I’ll put it in quotes so maybe you’ll think it came from someone else.

The Wesley Willis Football Fiasco is dominating this season the way few fantasy football seasons have been dominated. As the only undefeated team in the league, WWFF could go all the way </Berman> to the Super Bowl!

I updated last week’s post to say I was starting BenJarvus Green-Ellis over Roy Helu and Cam Newton over Tony Romo. The first decision wasn’t that hard — Green-Ellis, notwithstanding last week’s bomb — is pretty reliable. Roy Helu plays for a team coached by Mike Shanahan, and if there’s one thing we all know about Mike Shanahan it’s that he looks like a crayfish. If there’s one other thing we know about Mike Shanahan it’s that he’s into the running-back-by-committee thing and you never know who’s going to get points. The Redskins have Tim Hightower, Ryan Torain, and Roy Helu. Unless you’re psychic, in which case you’re not reading this because you already know what you’re doing with your fantasy team, you have no idea who to play. (Ben, who has Hightower and Torain, has it way worse than I do with Helu hanging out on my bench).

The Cam Newton/Tony Romo decision was much harder. Romo was ranked a little higher than Newton. But Romo is hurt and he didn’t do well last week. Romo was up against the Lions, whose defense is normally very, very good. Newton was up against the Bears, who also have a great defense, but — let’s be honest — the Bears aren’t really who we thought they were so far this season — or they are, but they’re not really who we Bears fans hoped they would be. I went back and forth. I had Romo in. Then I changed to Newton. Then I changed back. Then Sunday morning over breakfast of leftover pizza and coffee (my Sunday morning tradition involves eating Saturday night’s pizza leftovers — this is getting harder to do while sitting next to a toddler who is eating waffles but also wants “Pizza!!!”) I finally decided on Newton. Then I did that thing I do where I’m at the gym on Sunday morning lifting heavy things and putting them back exactly where I found them and obsessively checking my fantasy football app. First Romo looked good. Then Newton looked good. Then I realized I had to stop freaking out every time one of these guys scored any points. Long story, um, long, Newton ended the day with 34.5 points (his best showing so far) and Romo put up 21.2. So yay me! Also sorry, I’m going to stop being that asshole who goes on and on about her fantasy football team.

Accountability

Here’s who I told you to pick up last week and how they did. (Points taken from my ESPN league.)

  • Denarius Moore (WR): 7.9
  • Stevan Ridley (RB): 16
  • Nate Washington (WR): 6.2
  • Dane Sanzenbacher (WR): 1.6
  • Dexter McCluster (RB/WR): 3.8
  • Matt Hasselbeck (QB): 19.3
  • David Nelson (WR): 1.8
  • Devin Hester (WR): 6
  • Redskins (D/ST): 14
  • Chargers (D/ST): 10
  • Titans (D/ST): 12

Aside from Sanzenbacher and Nelson, these weren’t too bad. Fortunately for you, I’m too lazy to go back and tell you how guys I told you to pick up in earlier weeks have been doing, the one exception being Eric Decker, who had 17.7 points this week. Of course I picked him up but of course he was sitting on my bench.

Week 5 Fantasy Football Pickups

Are you ready for some bye weeks? (Note: That is not an endorsement of Hank Williams, Jr., because WTF.) I’m not. I’m scared. I have four guys on bye this week (Anquan Boldin, Tony Romo, Roy Helu, and the Redskins defense who I just picked up for week 4). Bye weeks are going to suck for me because my bench is stocked with RBs like Helu, CJ Spiller, and Delone Carter who aren’t ready for prime time.

  • Last week’s pickups you can still pick up: Matt Hasselbeck, Denarius Moore, Stevan Ridley, Dexter McCluster, Devin Hester (he’s questionable for week 5), David Nelson (maybe on him); you’re probably too late for Nate Washington.
  • Jared Cook (TE): He had 15.3 points in week 4 after not doing much before that. With Kenny Britt out for the season and the Titans lacking a WR who can come close to replacing Britt, Cook is a decent gamble.
  • Benjamin Watson (TE): This is Ben’s scoop — he’s been thinking about picking up Watson to replace his TE who does nothing. Watson has decent numbers and is more consistent than many other TEs.
  • Steve Breaston (WR): He’s the latest “if you have to have a Chief, it might as well be him” guy. I’m playing him this week in place of Boldin.
  • Ryan Torain (RB): If you can handle the uncertainty and he’s still available, he’s worth getting.
  • Isaac Redman (RB): Maybe, if Rashard Mendenhall misses any time.
  • Antonio Brown (WR): He’s pretty reliable.
  • Michael Crabtree (WR): His numbers are going up (slowly) and he has a favorable matchup this week if you need to play him.
  • Jacoby Jones (WR): This is risky because he hasn’t done anything yet this season, but there’s a very good chance Andre Johnson will be out for week 5 with a hammy (and hammies like to linger).
  • Bengals D/ST, Patriots D/ST.

As always, good luck!

Written by Tracy

October 4th, 2011 at 9:13 am

Fantasy Football: On to Week 4

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fantasy football week 3Let’s be honest. This is just sick. My team kind of scares me it’s so good. And, except for BenJarvus Green-Ellis, I started all the right guys. How did this happen? I have no idea. But I’m going to enjoy the hell out of it while it lasts.

I’m also going to become very nervous because it’s only a matter of time until things go bad. Things always go bad. After years of mediocre fantasy football performance, being the only undefeated GM in my league is a little disconcerting. My non-problem problem (I believe these are now referred to as humblebrags) is that my team is so good I’m having a hard time dealing with the pressure of continuing to function at such a high level. (If you want to punch me, that’s cool. My team will probably still win.)

That said, I have what looks to be an unfavorable matchup for week 4. So I’m kind of afraid that this fantasy joyride will come to an end and this time next week I’ll be a bit less self-satisfied, which is probably a good thing.

Accountability

Here’s who I told you to pick up last week and how they did.

  • Aaron Hernandez: DNP (but we knew that going in to the week)
  • Cam Newton: 15
  • Eric Decker: 4.8
  • Tony Scheffler: 0.4
  • Roy Helu: 3.2
  • Delone Carter: 1.1
  • Denarius Moore: 11.7
  • Cardinals D/ST: 11
  • Cowboys D/ST: 12
  • Bengals D/ST: 14

Oh my goodness some of these are terrible (although always remember, just because you pick someone up off waivers doesn’t mean you start him, unless you have to). I still have hope for Eric Decker, Roy Helu, and Delone Carter, but week 3 was pretty bad for these guys. Tony Scheffler is not as reliable as I’d hoped. On a positive note, Denarius Moore is good and I generally don’t go wrong by playing matchups when picking a defense (I benched the Bears because who wants to start a defense against the Packers and started the Cardinals this week).

Accountability Part 2

To make myself feel better, let’s remember week 1, where unlike some fantasy football people I know who recommended taking Michael Vick with the #1 pick, I said Adrian Peterson was the best #1 pick. So far (knock on wood and all that), I think AP was the better choice. (Also, for future reference, I think Tom Brady needs to get way more love in fantasy football drafts, as does Wes Welker. These guys are always awesome, but Welker especially gets passed over way too often.)

Week 4 Fantasy Football Pickups

Let’s take it a little easy this week. Don’t get too excited about anyone here.

  • Denarius Moore (WR): If you didn’t snap him up last week, you might still have a chance; he’s owned in only 38.3% of ESPN leagues.
  • Stevan Ridley (RB): He took carries away from my guy BenJarvus Green-Ellis (who did nothing) this week. I hope BJGE is back at ‘em next week, but if he continues to suck, Ridley will be getting more action.
  • Nate Washington (WR): He’ll get more catches now that Kenny Britt is out for the year.
  • Dane Sanzenbacher (WR): This is a better option if Earl Bennett is out than if he is in, but Earl Bennett hasn’t done shit anyway. The little guy from Ohio State had a touchdown in the last two games.
  • Dexter McCluster (RB/WR): Ugh, the Chiefs. Their offense is terrible, but if you have to pick someone, it might as well be this guy. Thomas Jones isn’t doing much.
  • Matt Hasselbeck (QB): He’s not going to light it up or anything, but he’s been a steady, reliable performer so far this season.
  • David Nelson (WR): He’s a decent option on a team that’s surprisingly awesome.
  • Devin Hester (WR): This is partly wishful thinking and partly realistic (?) hope. He looked better in week 3 than he’s looked in a while and might be worth a bench spot if you have room.
  • Redskins (D/ST), Chargers (D/ST), Titans (D/ST): These are D/ST to pick up and play this week because they have favorable matchups.

Good luck this week!

Update: Several peeps are wondering whether to start BenJarvus Green-Ellis or Roy Helu this week. This is a tough one! I’m going back and forth but think I’m sticking with Green-Ellis. He did nothing last week, but I don’t want to bench him too soon. Helu is risky — he could be awesome, but you never know with RBs on a Shanahan-coached team.

I’m also starting Cam Newton over Tony Romo. This might be totally crazy, but Romo’s injury, his performance last week, and the Lions defense all make me very nervous. I don’t think the Bears defense is soft by any means, but Newton could get some rushing yards. I think. Newton was a better start than Romo last week, so let’s hope for the same this week.

Written by Tracy

September 27th, 2011 at 9:46 am

Fantasy Football: Week 2 Recap/Week 3 Pickups

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But I don’t play fantasy football!

If this is you, you’re probably not even reading this post in the first place. If you got here anyway, why not play fantasy football? It’s super fun and it’s the reason I find watching NFL games much more enjoyable than watching college football games. If you’re not one of my teams in college ball (Iowa and Northern Illinois) or one of the Big 10 teams I kind of care about, I can’t be bothered to watch you. There’s nothing in it for me. I’ll happily watch any pro football game, any time. Sure, it’s partly because I love watching football. But it’s also because there’s a good chance I have a fantasy player in any given game. To tell you the truth, I don’t really give a rat’s ass about the Buffalo Bills. I’ll watch the hell out of their games, though, because their RBs are near and dear to my heart. Having a fantasy football team is like having a pretend investment in the lives of perfect strangers, which, as silly as it may be, is kind of awesome.

I’m “That Guy”

You always hear that nobody cares about your fantasy football team. I know nobody cares about my fantasy football team. But here’s the thing. I wish my fantasy football team could come to life so we can be pals. That’s how much I like it so far. Look at that score! I’m 2-0 (first place)! Perhaps this is finally the year my fantasy football wisdom has developed such that I can not only dominate my league but also share my glorious knowledge and insight with you so you can, if all goes well, dominate your league, too. Oh yes.

Accountability

I don’t often see fantasy peeps talking about who they told you to pick up last week. I think it’s important to see how well my recommendations have turned out in the past — it’s the best way to know whether I have the credibility to make recommendations for the next week, although there’s no accounting for dumb luck. (Point values are taken from my ESPN league, which has slightly modified but almost standard H2H scoring.)

  • Aaron Hernandez: 12.2
  • Jermaine Gresham: 0.8 (Oops, at least for now!)
  • Cam Newton: 29.6 (Is it too early for the I-told-you-so parade? He did better than my starter, Tony Romo, who got 23.8.) 
  • Chad Henne: 11.4
  • Nate Burleson: 9.3
  • Jabar Gaffney: 6.2
  • Eric Decker: 23.3 (Holy shit, and he’s still available in my league — not for long if I can help it.)
  • Texans D/ST (this week only): 11 (Better than my defense, which scored 1 point.)

I said to avoid:

  • Early Doucet: 2 (I said the ball would find its way back to Larry Fitzgerald. It did, to the tune of 21.3 points. I love him.)
  • Derrick Ward: Out with a sprained ankle.

Aside from Gresham, my week 2 pickups weren’t totally awful, right?

As you can see, I started the right guys, with the exception of Jermichael Finley (I should’ve started Aaron Hernandez instead, better defense against the TEs be damned — the Pats are just that good) and Tony Romo (although not many people would’ve been crazy enough to start Newton over Romo at this point, so I’m not going to worry about that).

The Injury Dilemma

It’s early in the season and guys are dropping like flies already. Jamaal Charles is out for the season (holy crap). If you have him, hopefully you did the smart thing this season and loaded up on RBs during your draft. Otherwise, tune in for my week 3 pickups below.

I have one QB who finished a game with fractured ribs and a punctured lung (Romo),1 and another QB wearing a boot on his right ankle (Newton). Aaron Hernandez is out for a week or two with a sprained MCL. Ricky Williams is high as shit. (Sorry, old joke, but what else explains putting up negative points (-1.8)?) If nothing else, Ricky Williams is this week’s Donovan McNabb — the stinker you want to dump because his very presence on your bench is totally harshing your fantasy groove. And apparently I’m secretly a crotchety grandparent who uses the word “stinker.”

Week 3 Fantasy Football Pickups

  • Aaron Hernandez (TE).  He’s available in a few leagues. WTF? He’s out this week but still worth getting.
  • Cam Newton (QB). If it’s not too late.
  • Eric Decker (WR). See discussion above about last week.
  • Tony Scheffler (TE). They call him Tony “Afterthought” Scheffler (they don’t really) but he’s had one touchdown per game this season. Granted, that’s only two touchdowns, but that’s more than Jermichael Finley, for example, has had and everybody loves the yellow pants off that guy (they don’t really).
  • Roy Helu (RB). Don’t start him yet, but he’s worth a look if you feel like taking a chance on a young RB. I just have a hunch about this guy, although you might not want to start him just yet and Shanny’s RB-by-committee scheme is maddening.
  • Delone Carter (RB). Another hunch I recommend picking up but not starting yet. He’s not doing much, but he did a little more in week 2 than he did in week 1, plus it’s not like Joseph Addai is the world’s greatest RB so far this year. A bench stocked with at least two young RBs is the best insurance policy protecting you in the event your starters get injured (and chances are they will, although if AP gets hurt, this site will be nothing but wailing and rending of garments for the rest of the season).
  • Note: I’m not just telling you to pick up Helu and Carter because I want to feel better about the fact that I actually drafted both of them. I swear.
  • Denarius Moore (WR). Louis Murphy, Jacoby Ford, and Darrius Heyward-Bey were out last week. That leaves Denarius Moore, who put up 25 points. He might not do that again (and I’m still waiting for this week’s injury report to see whether any of the other guys will be back), but he should be a decent start.
  • Cardinals D/ST, Cowboys D/ST, Bengals D/ST. If you need a defense for just this week, consider one of these. I’ll probably pick one up because I don’t trust the Bears against the Packers, especially considering what they did with the Saints in week 2.

As always, good luck!
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Note
1. See Epstein, “The Truth About Pain: It’s In Your Head,” Sports Illustrated (Aug. 8, 2011) (discussion of Petra Majdič, who won a bronze medal in Olympic women’s individual sprint (skiing) with a similar injury).

Written by Tracy

September 20th, 2011 at 10:14 am

Fantasy Football: On to Week 2

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The good news is I won my fantasy football matchup last week (obvs., I’m Wesley Willis Football Fiasco). The bad news is that this means I feel compelled to write more about fantasy football. A few people found my post on who to take with the #1 draft pick useful (yay!) so I might as well keep on keepin’ on (sorry if the subject bores you to tears).

If I were to do a “studs & duds” list of my team’s first week performance (I loathe the word “stud”), my first two draft picks (Adrian Peterson and Larry Fitzgerald) would be heading up the duds. Fitzgerald got me 6.2 points. As they say on ESPN’s Monday Night Countdown, “Come on, man!” The Bears defense was a (somewhat surprising?) stud, as was Aaron Hernandez who was lounging on my bench.

The rest of my team, with one exception (discussed below), was, as they say, what I thought it was. Guys I’m taking a chance on (C.J. Spiller, Roy Helu, and Delone Carter), as expected, didn’t do a whole lot. That’s okay, though — they’re on my bench, where I can save them for later.

If I have a general philosophy going into week 2 of the fantasy football season, it’s “No rash decisions.” Don’t get rid of anybody yet, because it’s too early in the season to make any big moves. You might be cursing Arian Foster and the golf cart he rode in on, but hang in there. Larry Fitzgerald might have disappointed the hell out of me in week 1, but I’m not trading him now, especially considering that Kevin Kolb isn’t that bad.

As for the exception, the biggest dud of my fantasy football team and, arguably, the entire NFL, was, of course, Donovan McNabb. I was tossing a Nerf football around with my kid at the park yesterday and I have to tell you, there’s a pretty good chance I could throw for 39 yards in an NFL game. (Also, if “walking back” ever becomes a position, my kid is ready.) Is McNabb finished? I don’t know. But his performance was so embarrassing and terrible I’m willing to violate my week 2 guideline to get him off my bench. (Lucky for me, although my waiver order was 11/12, I managed to scoop up Cam Newton as my new backup QB. There’s a good chance Newton won’t be as awesome as he was in week 1, but I think he has a good enough upside to deserve a seat on my bench and he can’t be much worse than McNabb.)

The only other add/drops I’d recommend considering for week 2 are kickers or defenses. If you don’t have a really good kicker or really good defense, you might as well play matchups. It usually turns out okay if you drop a mediocre defense with a bad matchup for a mediocre defense with a decent matchup that week. Hell, you can go through the whole season doing that if it won’t stress you out too much.

That said, if you are looking for someone to pick up this week, here are my week 2 fantasy football pickups. They’re all guys who might actually be available (all but Hernandez and Newton are available in my 12-team league):

  • Aaron Hernandez. Honestly, I kind of regretted drafting him at first because who wants a tight end who shares work with a guy you’ve actually heard of? It turns out he’s awesome and the Pats have more than enough offense to share with everybody. (Except Ochocinco, but don’t give up on him yet!)
  • If you need a TE and can’t get Hernandez, Jermaine Gresham is worth a look.
  • Cam Newton. Every fantasy person in the world is saying Sunday was a fluke. Was it? Maybe. If it wasn’t, think of how bad ass you’ll be feeling in a few weeks when you were shrewd enough to grab him early. It’s like that time I got Michael Vick before he became mad crazy insane good — bragging rights for months, I tell you.
  • Chad Henne. When I wanted to dump McNabb, I figured I’d pick up either Henne or Newton. I went with Newton, but Henne looked good. If he and Brandon Marshall can get it together, they can accomplish amazing things in the end zone.
  • Nate Burleson. The Detroit passing game is kind of good, no?
  • Jabar Gaffney. This is iffy, but I’m kind of all aboard the Redskins bandwagon. (For the record, I did pick them to win last week.)
  • Eric Decker. This is a stretch, but maybe.
  • Texans D/ST. This week only — play the matchup.

Don’t fall for:

  • Early Doucet. The football will find its way back into the loving arms of Larry Fitzgerald. I hope.
  • Derrick Ward. He’ll be languishing behind Arian Foster (back soon?) and Ben Tate.

I’m sticking with my current players and almost definitely the same starters as last week. I was considering switching Finley for Hernandez, but the Chargers are a much better defense against TEs than the Panthers. I’ll let you know how I do during next week’s fantasy football update. (I’m sure you can’t wait.) Good luck this week!

Written by Tracy

September 14th, 2011 at 1:00 pm

What to do with the First Pick in Your Fantasy Football Draft

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Note: My 2012 top fantasy football draft picks are here.

People really want to know who to take with the first pick in a fantasy football draft. I agonized over the same thing for, well, the hour between when I found out I had the first pick in my fantasy football draft and when the draft started.

1. Adrian Peterson

This is what I did and I don’t regret it so far (not that anything has happened to make me regret it, but it hasn’t been one of those things I do and wake up the next morning thinking, “Oh, shit.”).

2. Chris Johnson

He’s insane awesome and his contract situation has been resolved so it should be house music all night long.

3. Michael Vick

Listen. I’m an animal person and I hold a grudge forever. I don’t like Michael Vick. However, I do believe he has a chance to be the best fantasy player of the season. I’m not completely sold, though, which is why I didn’t take him at #1.
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Really, if you have the first pick, you’re going to take one of those guys. If you want to get crazy, though, here are more options.

4. Ray Rice

Another awesome RB, Rice is in line to get more end zone action this year.

5. Arian Foster

I almost considered him at #1, but Arian Foster’s hamstring makes me nervous. If you can handle that and the temptation to name your team, um, Foster Nation, go for it.

6. Jamaal Charles

This guy is getting a lot of love. Truth be told, I have a hard time trusting a Chief (and, as a somewhat anti-Broncos fan, I don’t even hate the Chiefs — I just don’t think they’re very good; that said, he was the #2 pick in my league so I shouldn’t hate).

The other thing to remember when you pick first is that, assuming your league’s order reverses for each round, you’ll pick first, wait forever, and then pick twice in a row, which is hard. More on that here.
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Other reader questions regarding fantasy football drafts:

Can I take two running backs in a row?

Yes. Should you? Yes, probably. You need as many awesome RBs as you can get. Hell, I drafted our league maximum of 7 of them. And I don’t regret it.

Should I really take Adrian Peterson? Really?

Yes. If you’re like me, you worry that he’ll get hurt. And you know what? He might. But so might anybody else. As much as we like to pretend to know everything about anything that could possibly happen in the NFL this year, we don’t know jack. Unless you’re that guy from Psych only actually psychic. Or better yet, you’re the Kyle Chandler character from Early Edition. Remember that show? With the cat? Where he got tomorrow’s newspaper today? On man I loved that show. That sort of arrangement would be very helpful for fantasy football players. I mean shit, we have four cats and not one of them has done anything to help us learn anything about what will happen tomorrow today. Slackers.

Who should I avoid?

I don’t trust Darren McFadden or Marques Colston (Colston burned me so bad last year — I had him and he did nothing so I traded him and he was suddenly awesome). Also Cedric Benson, because, well, duh, but also he’s supposed to do some jail time in October and I don’t know whether it lines up with the Bengals’ bye week. On the flip side, I totally would’ve drafted Chad Ochocinco or Plaxico Burress if they’d been available during a reasonable round. I think Chad Ochocinco is the Randy Moss of a few years ago (I drafted him the year he went to the Patriots and he was phenomenal).

If you have a fantasy football question for me, feel free to email fanmail at hitbyapitch.com. I could talk about this stuff all day!
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(I still owe you a post on the first two months of my spending fast. Don’t worry, I didn’t forget. I’ll work on it soon!)

Written by Tracy

September 1st, 2011 at 9:26 pm